One man tells his friend:
- Just imagine! My wife has been on the diet for two months already! She
eats only bananas and coconuts!
- Is there any result?
- Of course! She climbs trees perfectly! 8
- How long do I have to wait??? - a visitor is angry. - I`ve asked for a
beefsteak ten times already!
- It takes time, you know, to cook ten beefsteaks! - answers a waitress
Three couples dine at some restaraunt.
An American - to his wife:
- Give me some honey, honey!
An Englishman - to his wife:
- Give me some sugar, sugar!
- Give me some meat... (thinks a little)... cow! 6
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