One man tells his friend: - Just imagine! My wife has been on the diet for two months already! She eats only bananas and coconuts! - Is there any result? - Of course! She climbs trees perfectly! 8

- How long do I have to wait??? - a visitor is angry. - I`ve asked for a beefsteak ten times already! - It takes time, you know, to cook ten beefsteaks! - answers a waitress civilly. 7

Three couples dine at some restaraunt. An American - to his wife: - Give me some honey, honey! An Englishman - to his wife: - Give me some sugar, sugar! A Russian: - Give me some meat... (thinks a little)... cow! 6